Ice Cream Incident

You are walking down the street, minding your own business, enjoying a pint of ice cream, when all of a sudden half the pint mysteriously jumps out of the cup and lands on your shirt. What do you do? Well, since I now have experience in this area, lick your shirt as best you can, determine you are now going to eat the entire pint despite knowing you will be sick as a dog later on and walk home with your head held high. This is done not out of pride, because if you don't, as a person with long hair, the drying ice cream on your shirt acts as glue. I'm thankful tomorrow is Friday...